you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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