I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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