god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
