wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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