how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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