But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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