How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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