I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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