never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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