can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
