Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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