pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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