did you get engaged???
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
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Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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