Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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