This is not my ceiling
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
only if we run a train.
done.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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