we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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