pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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