It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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