it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
