so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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