I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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