I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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