Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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