Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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