Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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