She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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