***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
"it" just moved
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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