listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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