Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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