awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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