i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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