just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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