I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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