dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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