try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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