i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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