did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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