im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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