Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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