Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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