Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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