BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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