what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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