Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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