they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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