My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
40s are totally the cure
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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