I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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