woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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