So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
