it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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