Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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