I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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